rapldashing:

I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep

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wailordead:

fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them

(Source: jewishsanta, via fragile-capric0rn)

"People don’t change. Their priorities do."

Unknown (via degenerate69)

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bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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