demonhuntingdetectiveintraining:
i wish i could be a mermaid because then i’d have pretty hair and i wouldn’t have to shave my legs because no legs
lets not forget about no vagina, which means no periods
and no sex, not that it matters, we don’t have it now either so what difference does it make
why cant we be mermaids
but do they have wifi underwater
Priorities
(Source: ghostnotebusters, via fragile-capric0rn)
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
(via tyleroakley)
1. Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent.
2. Feeling a 6 pack coming on.
3. Tears coming out of your eyes.
(via fragile-capric0rn)
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
(via color-mehappy)